I might be addicted to deals. I'd ask my psychiatrist, but he already has a lot on his plate. With this here, I'll stay informed and keep you informed and let's just keep it between us. Deal?
Well, there's a link in the menu. You can't sneak past me!
What else could you possibly need? Didn't I say everything that had to be said? Fine... here's a form:
Coffee is for closers!